Couch ban on the rise!

It is sad that we are losing more and more freedoms as Americans everyday, and your couch? STROUDSBURG, Pa. a northeastern Pennsylvania borough is considering an ordinance that will ban couches from peoples porches and lawns. I looked up couch banning on google and found that there was an epidemic of towns across America wanting to ban couches. Lets face it Alabama would not be Alabama without a couch to sit on and watch the birds fly and clouds float. People nead to fight for their right to live a comfortable life and enjoy what they own, Don't let the governments take your couch! Not only are you recycling but you are enjoying what you own. Make a stand today!