Man pretends to be Cop

GERALD, Missouri  —  Bill Jakob decided to become a cop after he filed for bankruptcy and had a criminal record. A former truck driver Mr Jacob moved to the small to help curve the meth problem as police officer, only one problem he wasn't a cop! He managed to fool officials until a noisy reporter started asking about allegations of mistreating and robbing people that he was arresting. After a little investigating officials found that Jakob was pulling their chain. Makes you wonder who our cops really are!

Gates of Hell

Yonker, N.Y.- The city council in one town is taken up a resolution that would ban a power plants name "The Gates of Hell!" They say the name shows a bad image of their community! I could only imagine waking up to go to the "gates of Hell" every day to work. What questions me about the name is where did it come from? whoever named it must have been crazy for sure!

7-year-old takes a joy ride

MUncie, Ind- Seven year olds,keys, and a trip to the mall. Kids are getting started earlier and earlier! Police started getting calls from motorist after they report seeing Geo Tracker without a driver. They said they could not see anyone driving the car and Mathew Sands of Hartford City followed the kid to the mall parking. After the 7-year-old hit some bushes he backed up and hit Sands car but he managed to stop the child's car. He may in a bit of trouble after this mall spree in grandmother's car.

Burglar Cries after getting caught!

Norwalk, Conn- Crybaby burglar breaks out in tears after homeowner catches him! Miguel Alvizures-Montaya, 35 of Norwalk handed his phone over and was crying as he asked the homeowner to call police.
The homeowner chased the crybaby for a block after he saw a shadow outside his window. Montaya was charged with criminal attempt and first degree burglary. If is was at my house I would have karate chopping him in the head! Watch out freaks!

Couch ban on the rise!

It is sad that we are losing more and more freedoms as Americans everyday, and your couch? STROUDSBURG, Pa. a northeastern Pennsylvania borough is considering an ordinance that will ban couches from peoples porches and lawns. I looked up couch banning on google and found that there was an epidemic of towns across America wanting to ban couches. Lets face it Alabama would not be Alabama without a couch to sit on and watch the birds fly and clouds float. People nead to fight for their right to live a comfortable life and enjoy what they own, Don't let the governments take your couch! Not only are you recycling but you are enjoying what you own. Make a stand today!