Monday, April 21, 2008

South Carolina Preacher gets three years in jail


Today a Russian court sentenced a south Carolina Preacher to more than 3 years in jail. He was sentenced for bringing a box of 20 .300 caliber shells in his luggage!

Phillip Miles, pastor of the Christ Community Church in Conway, S.C. may also face more years but his lawyer is hoping a turn-around in appeals court. Mr Miles said that he was bringing the bullets as a gift to a friend, who just got a new Winchester rifle. Here is a good lesson learned, never cross any border with ammo!

8th grader accused of planting killer Crumbs


Lexington, KY- AN 8th grader is being accused of planting peanut butter cookie crumbs in another kids lunch! It is well know that the kid is severely allergic to peanuts. It only takes a trace amount of peanut oil to kill someone with this allergy. Luckily this kid found it before he ate it!
The eight-grader is facing felony charges for planting the crumbs! The kids are becoming more and more crazy!

Slinging Pizza and Pot at PIzza hut drive-through


Here’s your Pepperoni pizza and a bag of herb (weed) you ordered! Police allege that a Pizza Hut Manager sold weed through the drive-through in Fort Smith, Ark. Authorities raided the Hut and found six ounces of grass and some digital scales sitting on the desk in the office!

Police arrested 28-year-old manager Aaron Massey on Friday on a charge of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.

Massay was released on a $3,500 bail! More to come on this one! This guy has to be one of the dumbest dudes if thinks he can beat the law! I guess his day in court is coming! Stay tuned